Talk:Hayden Christensen

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Hayden's TRUE Family Facts[edit]

Hayden was never adopted nor was Carrie Fisher or George Lucas his parents. Hayden's older sister Hejsa is his BIOLOGICAL sister but he also does have a(n) older brother named Tove & a younger sister named Kaylen. In the order that his BIOLOGICAL parents Alie & David had their kiddos it goes in the following order: Tove (February 2nd, 1973), Hejsa (September 19th, 1978), Hayden (April 19th, 1981), & Kaylen (December 9th, 1984). I do hope that this clears up any confusion ☺ VeganQueen (talk) 03:13, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

Hey, it's a comedy encyclopedia. It's full of fake stuff. Wikipedia covers the real stuff pretty well, this is just stuff that's amusing to look at. Don't take it seriously—we're kind of like The Onion. 😀 Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 03:18, 15 April 2021 (UTC)