Garibaldi

Giuseppe Garibaldi always said red was his favorite color, even before the namesake battle that decimated his men.

Garibaldi is an Italian family name. Uncyclopedia has the following relevant articles:

Persons

• Giuseppe Garibaldi (pictured) was a liberator in the mid-19th century who sought to unify the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies into modern-day Italy and had many "redshirts" under his command.
• Michael Garibaldi (played by Bruce Willis) was the Security Chief aboard the Babylon 5 space station. He strove against any risks to passenger safety that became larger than his own bêtes noirs.

Things

• Garibaldi biscuits are sweet biscuits popular in Britain, though not so sweet that they do not benefit from being dunked in brown ale.
• The Garibaldi Letters were a series of coded communications sent by exotic methods such as tattoos on the arms of seamen. They are thought to explain some of the utterances of George W. Bush and Margaret Thatcher.

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