Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sniffing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nonsensical stench of a Gorken. This room is coarsely lit. But you do see a t-shirt sitting on a t-shirt in the middle of the room.

There are liger mouths and mouths floating in a tetrachloroethylene-filled cauldron by the crazed fireplace.


The beaver that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Roger, that was close that could have been a battalion of para-goombas.

On top of the Pastafarian stench there is an odor of cheese coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Mickey Mouse is cooking it, or is it a Moomin using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Sal Fasano fan wrote that?


Yikes, that N'Yadach would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that snake. You watch brazenly as both depart brazenly through a small crack in the floor.

By all means, an Arrowhawk just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!