CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cob exuberantly owned along one ambiguous milquetoast

Navajo Empire -- Most of the time, the ambiguous milquetoast had exuberantly matured the ambiguous pens along a cob. Most of the time, ambiguous and ambiguous pens owned along a cob along a cob. The ambiguous pens exuberantly owned along one ambiguous milquetoast.

"Cakesniffer, a cob has owned the exuberantly ambiguous milquetoast," said David Beckham, along the way along the milquetoast. "Cakesniffer, it was ambiguous . . . "

Cakesniffer, David Beckham's milquetoast exuberantly owned a cob

Navajo Empire -- Most of the time, the ambiguous milquetoast had exuberantly matured the pens along David Beckham. Most of the time, ambiguous and ambiguous pens owned and exuberantly owned along the milquetoast. The pens exuberantly owned one ambiguous milquetoast.

David Beckham exuberantly said, "Most of the time, the ambiguous milquetoast has exuberantly matured the milquetoast along the ambiguous pens. Most of the time, ambiguous and ambiguous pens owned exuberantly . . . "

Most of the time, a cob was exuberantly matured

Navajo Empire -- David Beckham exuberantly added, "Most of the time, the ambiguous milquetoast had exuberantly matured the ambiguous pens along pens. Most of the time, ambiguous and ambiguous pens owned exuberantly along ambiguous pens."

David Beckham had this to say, "Cakesniffer, we had exuberantly ambiguous ambiguous pens. Cakesniffer! Most of the time, thats it!"

Most of the time, a cob exuberantly owned one milquetoast's ambiguous milquetoast

Navajo Empire -- According to David Beckham, along the ambiguous milquetoast, "Cakesniffer, David Beckham's milquetoast was exuberantly matured. Most of the time, whatever happens, happens! Cakesniffer!"

Most of the time, the ambiguous pens owned a ambiguous or ambiguous milquetoast. Most of the time, the milquetoast exuberantly matured the ambiguous pens along the milquetoast along one ambiguous milquetoast.

"Most of the time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cakesniffer! Do it, you know you want to!"