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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement (pictured) Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier Ukraine minister charged with corruption French guard Buckingham Palace Congressman inadvertently uses hurtful slur, millions traumatized Royal shock as original photo discovered Biden v Trump rematch confirmed UK bans puberty for children Germany spills British military secrets Scientists meld nuclear fusion and AI Brits make book on King Charles cancer U.S. returns to the moon Miami aliens finger new Epstein clients On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... June 10: Try a New Type of Crappy Food Day, Processed Food Product Appreciation Day 31964 BCE - World population reaches 15. 31963 BCE - Earth's population becomes 14.5 after strange boulder incident occurs. 31962 BCE - Space hobos forced back into ocean once and for all, there is much rejoicing. 69 CE - A new way of having sex is invented although not the 69, oddly enough. It was the much less popular 1^1^1, which never really caught on. 1932 - Harlem renaissance poet Langston Hughes writes the first Yo momma joke. 1979 - Hershey's releases their first non-candy effort, Hugs. (pictured) It does not prove to be popular, as most people are found trying it only once. 1992 - The Cherokee Nation becomes extinct due to overpopulation of Grue. 2005 - Rosie O'Donnell explodes from over-eating again. Out of 9 lives she now only has one left. 2006 - Wayne Rooney kicks a football on live television – crowd goes wild. 2007 - The second coming of Elvis occurs. First words are 'I was just kidding everybody...uh huh.' 2007 - David Letterman tells something funny. A local black community want him on the KFC menu. 2007 - The King's second drug problem is revealed when he is found dead at a Toronto convenience store near the cave he was hiding in. 2007 - Pete Sampras declared world's first lead-eating champion by default after being held up in traffic for tournament duration. 2010 - First koala goes to the Moon, makes a thrilling scientific discovery and wins the Nobel Prize. Everyone makes 'Aww...' noises. Nine thousand disillusioned koalas top themselves. 2016 - The Colonel's recipe of eleven herbs and spices is accidentally revealed, exposing the two-thousand-year-old Illuminati/space alien/Bush/Clinton conspiracy to control the world's supply of food that comes in buckets.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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